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Enough of PMS, let’s talk about PaMS Now

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PaMS or Pissed at Mens Syndrome is way more common to women than their monthlies.
In Fact, it stays for a longer duration, sometimes even a lifetime.
There are chances you have stumbled upon the syndrome yourself, or read about it in

PMS: Pissed at Men Syndrome – Why Men Just Dont Understand Women

At Least, you should have heard of it in the book or movie, The Last Song.

Well incase you haven’t, you are this kind and lovely woman or a Man and I’ll explain it to you.

Men tend to piss the hell out of women with everything they do, which is often, nothing at all.
Relatable, eh?
So, let’s talk about some of the common causes of PaMS and what you men can do about it!
1. Having a difficult father.
This one’s a bit hard to wear and generally falls in the forever category. I mean a father is the first man you see; way before a boyfriend, a husband or even friends your age. When you grow up with a difficult father (read: abusive, unfaithful, violent), you have seen life at its worst. Your childhood leaves an imprint, a dark blotch in this case. Although there can be far serious consequences, everytime you just go back to being disgusted if not hating men.

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Just don’t keep it to yourself, talk it out.

2. Men are Messy.
It’s okay to not find a document from three years ago but losing a laundry receipt from last week is UNACCEPTABLE. 
Stinking undies and spoilt food become your dorm-decor which, besides being disgustingly filthy will make you sick.
The straight out of the bed outfit and no shower do nothing except make your untidiness gleam.
And just stop being proud of it, alright?

What is this “manliness” in being not the least presentable?

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BTW, no one’s gonna find your sock.

3. Men try to mansplain.
Even my body.
Dude, really?

a. Its MY body.

b. Even when we are discussing, etiquette prevents you from interrupting me about where a women pees from.

c. I don’t need your personal insight because I know better than you think my pea-sized brain could afford to.

d. I object to your tone of explanation.

Information is grand. You trying to explain something is generous. You assuming you know better than me about me is annoying.

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piss off.

4. Men are ungrateful.
Before you accuse me of generalising et cetera,

“But that is how men are! Ungrateful and never satisfied. When you don’t have them they hate you because you won’t; and when you do have them they hate you again, for some other reason. Or for no reason at all, except that they are discontented children, and can’t be satisfied whatever they get, let a woman do what she may.”

― D.H. LawrenceLady Chatterley’s Lover

I mean its not entirely your fault that you don’t realise your privileges, or maybe they are rather relative to the other half of the population, but your probable natural insensitivity attempts to choke us. It is then that your nonchalance actual drives us to behave unkindly (read: like a bitch) with you.

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There, there.

These, Ladies and Gentlemen are few of the reasons which cause the PaMS.
So the next time your girl is really pissed at you, you should probably investigate why (along with buying her chocolates!).

Originally posted 2018-03-03 01:49:18.

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