Asshole or Arsehole = pronunciation (aes houl)
noun (plural: assholes or arseholes).
A jerk, mean, obnoxious, intrusive, rude person.
Do you think your presence makes people uncomfortable?
people tend to leave the very moment you enter in the room?
Are you single even after being involved in hundreds of relationships?
Well, the list of such questions is too long and pointless. The whole motive to ask these questions is to tell you, that you fall in the category of ASSHOLES and worship ASS-HOLISM. Congratulations!And, if, in any case, you are confused (confused if you are an asshole or not), then these points will help you in the process of your introspection.
1. You think you are the best Homo sapien that has ever lived.
2. You talk, walk, eat, sleep, pee, and poop INSULTS. It’s like every time you speak; you insult.
3. You have a hard time pretending that you CARE.
4. Okay! So you have this incurable disease of Interrupting between people and their chats.
Where you don’t just interrupt, you also try to correct them (unnecessarily).
5. Your friends have never really seen you smiling and if once in the blues, you try smiling.
6. First of all, you don’t interact much. But then, when you finally try on the internet, you end up raising World War 3, even 4 sometimes.
7. However hard you may try to act as a self-dependent, smart, “I’m happy alone” and “I don’t need anyone kinda person”. Deep inside you know, YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE.
8. Coming to your Relationship Status.
Your desperation level is none of our business but, you do want to be in a relationship, FOR SURE (No matter how hard you deny). But when it comes to your breakup, no breakup is bad enough to drift your dumbass mountain.
9. It’s not just your mouth; it’s the whole of you which is full of shit.
Doesn’t matter if you are sitting with a president, or with your family members, you have no shame in blabbering anything that comes first in your mind. Not even once will you bother to think, at least once, before you pop-off something irrelevant outta your mouth.
10. Everyone else’s opinion is Wrong to you.
That day isn’t far away, when you will come up and say that the Earth is not sphere but hexagonal in shape; that apple falls on the ground, not because of gravity but because of a yellow dragon who holds the earth in his hand and due to his slight sticky paws, we can move and run on earth; and many more amusing theories.
11. Ever heard of GOOD MANNERS, DUH!
12. A-POLO- What??.
13.You don’t believe in doing favors.
But yes! You won’t mind doing it if that person offers you a Lamborghini or two Spanish girlfriends.
14. You NEVER pay attention to what the other person is saying.
15. All you care for is you and only YOU.
Your friend comes up to you and informs about his mother’s death. And in the midst of nowhere, you start complaining about how your pubic hair has started growing too fast, and you are fed-up of them.
16. You have a GOD COMPLEX.
Obnoxious, Dickhead, Hypocrite, Self-centred, Asshole(obviously), and many more names are still to be discovered.
You do feel bad about yourself sometimes but in the end, you realize that this is the way you are. And things cannot be changed. And somewhere deep inside you know, that you like being an ASSHOLE.