Thursday, January 27, 2022

10 Laws Which Will Crack You Up

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Srijonee Basu
I am Srijonee Basu. I hail from Kolkata, West Bengal. I did my schooling from Mahadevi Birla World Academy (formerly known as Mahadevi Birla Girls' Higher Secondary School). Presently, I am pursuing B.A. English (Hons.), from Indraprastha College for Women, University of Delhi. I love music and movies. I am a fairly good singer. I also like to read books and I sometimes write short stories, skits and articles.

Having a bad day? This is an article that will lighten your mood.

Making laws is a very serious issue. It is on these laws that our world rests. So it is obvious that before making a law, there will be plenty of deliberation. Well, here are some rules from around the world that will make you question whether a person or a mule is sitting behind locked doors making these laws! No offence intended.


    1. In Arkansas, US, it is illegal to sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where sandwiches and cold drinks serve after 9 pm.

Subway sandwich and drink
By Prachana Thong-on/ Shutterstock

Someone didn’t want to wake up the poor sandwiches before gobbling them down! How thoughtful.

   2. In Los Angele, California, it is illegal to bathe two babies, at the same time, in the same tub.

Two babies taking a bath in the tub
By Pani Garmyder/ Shutterstock

This law was approved by someone who has never heard of time management! Are you kidding me? So they expect all parents with two or more babies to bathe them one at a time?! Do they know how much time it takes to wash one fragile human?! Hello! We also have to go to work to provide for the same babies, you know!

    3. In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.

O…Kay. All passionate lovers will now need to relocate, thanks to this dumb law! Imagine this- you are locked in your beloved’s embrace, and you look into the eyes of each other. When you are about to kiss each other, an animated health inspector pops up in your mind, reminding you that you forgot to wipe your lips with ‘carbonized rose water’! A perfect moment ruined!

4. In China, according to the law, you must be intelligent to go to college.

I wonder which college the person who made this law went to if any at all!

5. In Illinois, state law requires that a man’s female companion calls him ‘master’ while out on a date. This law doesn’t apply to married couples!

EXCUSE ME! This law is more offensive than funny! It’s sexist to the core. I bet the person who came up with this law is a male chauvinist who felt super insecure in a world where feminism was coming up to bite people like him!

6. In Baltimore, Maryland, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Portrait of a lion against a black background
By Sergei Mironenko/ Shutterstock

Well, this law was most definitely endorsed by the angry granny character in the Madagascar series. She still has issues with Alex, the lion. Calm down, grandma!

7. In Nebraska, USA, it is not legal for a tavern owner to sell beer without simultaneously brewing a kettle of nice soup.

Female waitress selling beer
By Flamingo Images/ Shutterstock

Heights! Beer and soup don’t even go together! Who came up with this? Well, whoever you are, next time you are bored, don’t randomly come up with laws for fun. Play monopoly instead!

8. In Carmel, New York, a man can’t be seen in public while wearing a jacket and a pant that do not match.

Why? Just tell me WHY the hell not? No place for trendsetters in Carmel, I guess. *sigh*

9. In Youngstown, Ohio, you may not run out of gas.

Car low on fuel
By Juergen Faelchle/ Shutterstock

Well, sure, I will abide by this law, AS SOON AS YOU INVENT A FOOLPROOF PLAN FOR HOW NOT EVER TO RUN OUT OF GAS!

10. In Oklahoma, USA, it is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub, after 7 pm.

“Are you sleeping in the bathtub again, donkey?” said Shrek. “Well, I am sleepy, and this bathtub is comfortable,” replied Donkey. “Well, as comfortable as I may be, we are in Oklahoma, and it’s 8 o’clock, SO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!” said Shrek and slammed the bathroom door.

Well, sleeping donkeys in bathtubs is such a big problem that they made a law against it!

Well, there you have it. 10 absolutely dumb laws ever made!

Name: Srijonee Basu

College Indraprastha College for Women

Course: English Hons.

Interests: Music, Movies, Books, Writing.

 

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