T’is Not The Season In Brunei

T'is Not The Season In Brunei 1

Hola my amigos! Ssup?

Are we still in the Christmasy mood or have we had enough of cakes? How would I know? It’s an article, not a Skype chat.


Moving on, I hope you all are having a great time over this Christmas and the following long weekend. The winters are always a vacation in themselves. But guess which Christians aren’t having a good time? The ones in Brunei.

Now I know you’re all going to need a lesson in geography and it might be boring, but I’ll be quick. Brunei is a South Asian country which is the size of a pea but is the fourth largest producer of oil in the world. It also has a king (you all pretend to be one, but he knows his way around the country). Also, it’s official religion is Islam (the Sunni kind).

Coming back to the point, Brunei king says that the Christians over there cannot download (3)‘publicly’ celebrate Christmas. They can celebrate it privately, without much hullabaloo, after ‘informing’ the authorities about it. There’s more to it. If anyone’s found celebrating the festival, quote, ‘excessively and openly’, they’ll have to suffer up to 5 years in prison or pay a fine of $20,000 or both. The officials of Ministry of Religious Affairs reportedly frequent the shops at this time of the year, just to make sure nobody is selling the decorations, including Santa hats and the cards with Christmas greetings.

You might be wondering what is the fuss about a festival as simple as Christmas. It’s for the kids. A cute old fat guy comes down the chimney, puts down some gifts under the tree, has cookies and milk, making sad lives better for a day and bellies happier for a whole season!  Then why, is the government of Brunei so weird about this? Well, as you must have guessed by now, the reason is definitely the most stupid of all. You see, 65 percent of Brunei’s population consists of Muslims. They fear that celebrating the festival might lead its Muslim population astray. They also consist of about 10% Christians but why would they care about that. No one gives a shit about minorities, except for our country, where they only give a shit about minorities! (That burns, though.)

The local Islamic leaders are really happy about this ban because a few interpretations of Islam prohibits the imitation of any other religion and celebrating Christmas is a tantamount, really.

Now, who can go against stupidity like that? The answer is nobody. Nobody except the loveliest peeps on social media. They have come up with an online campaign with the #MyTreedom which encourages Christians and other in countries like Saudi Arabia and Iran to post images of themselves celebrating Christmas. It includes several contributions from Brunei residents as well.

The story is all the same everywhere, my folks. The people in that particular country want peace and harmony, the people in the other countries want peace and harmony in that country (and theirs, of course), but the government! Always the government! Who do they think they’re serving? When no one has a problem, they do.

On that angry note, I’d love to sign off because I got a cake to finish.T'is Not The Season In Brunei 2

Merries the Christmas!



-Apurva Jain

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