“5 best friends and The Funny Incidents I Had With Them.”
“My favorite pain is in my stomach when my best friends make me laugh too hard.”
Best Friends has always been an integral part of my life. They have been with me in my worst times and helped me sail through the storm.
When we say that we make best friends who are like us, that is true in my case. All my best friends are wonderfully weird. They are essential, excellent, and best of all, mine! My life would have been very dull if all these people, my best friends, weren’t there to make it unique.
Today, I will share one of the funniest incidents of five of my best friends.
HERE ARE SOME FUNNY INCIDENTS WITH MY BEST FRIENDS
“When God gave us the sign.”
You know you make so many friends in life, and we have at least one quality similar to them. Laziness is the quality that we share, we both are so lazy that we can write a whole book on our crazy incidents of pure laziness, but we won’t write it because, yes! You guessed it right; we both are too lazy to write it.
There were so many instances where we both are just standing in front of the class about to enter, and suddenly we look at each other, and we both know what we both are thinking; that’s right, we don’t attend the class just because we are too lazy to sit in the class and listen to the teachers.
Even though teachers are doing all the work, we have to sit there and listen to them.
So one day we decided that we should go and attend the whole class, enough of our laziness. We were sitting in the metro, motivated to attend the class, and suddenly we looked at each other, and we both had the same look, that look of let’s runaway.
But we both somehow tried to motivate each other that we had to attend the class.
So we started the most challenging journey of our life, going from the metro station to class. This is the most challenging journey because this one km from the metro station to class is where we can again change our minds about attending the class.
So we are walking silently, our hearts are beating fast, and suddenly I hear the voice of a splash near my shoulders, a bird had just beaten me.
Dimple came running to me and whispered, “Priyanka, this is God’s sign, and he is telling us not to attend the class. ” I looked at her, and yes, you already know what happened next; we didn’t attend the class again.
But this is the time; it was God’s sign, and how can we not listen to God.
“The day when we were the robin hood of the college.”
She is the Sheldon of the group with Sheld on, I mean, the girl who is allergic to stupidity; in other words, she is allergic to humans.
So we were the privileged ones whom she chose to be friends with. She may choose to be friends with significantly fewer people, but those people are the most important people to her.
Out of many fanatical incidents, one incident is the most prominent in my mind.
Now, all the people who have been a part of Delhi University know the dilemma of standing in long queues. It doesn’t matter what work you have in the office, even if it is a small thing like asking if tomorrow is a holiday or not, you have to go through that hardship of standing in a long queue and waiting for your turn.
So now it is the time of the year when we have to submit our examination forms. Now imagine the length of the queue in front of the office.
There are two types of people when it comes to long queues: one standing in the line and the one who is not. Now the ones who are not trying their best to test the patients of those who are standing in the line, either by trying to enter the line illegally like immigrants with that I mean trying to enter the line from in between so that they don’t have to stand in the long queue.
Another category is the one who wants to go to the other side of the line, but rather than choosing the long route, they try to cross from the middle of the line, disturbing everyone. So this time, Shagun and I decided that no matter what, we were not letting this category of people disturb the line; it was like we were the messiah for the people standing in the queue.
We kept fighting with all the people who tried to enter the queue from in between.
Suddenly these three popular girls from our college tried to enter the line from between, but we didn’t let them enter, and then one of them started abusing us. Do you know what must have happened next to Shagun and me? Like a gang of gangsters, we made them run away like anything. I abused them back with awful slang ( kids don’t try this at home), but all the three girls were so taken aback and shocked that they went from there without saying anything ….and what about us.
We felt like heroes, like all the people in line looking up and applauding us, invisible applauding.
“When she saved my life.”
School is the best part of your life. For me, it was the best journey of my life. School is where we make so many memories; the memories are sometimes good, sometimes bad, funny, and weird.
With Ipshita, I always had happy memories. This incident I am sharing is not exactly happy but funny for sure.
This was our first week in the eleventh standard, and there were still new people from other sections coming to our class. There was this girl who was rumored to be shifting to our class.
This girl was not the best of the girl in the school and had a very controversial image. I was not very happy about this change. Hence, while going down from the second floor to the first floor of my school building, I, like a boss, said aloud to one of my friends that “why is this girl coming to our class? She is going to ruin the image of the class, “and suddenly I saw the girl coming up from the staircase. She heard it all; she looked at me and gave me a scary look.
Just imagine a hungry tiger looking at a poor innocent deer. In this case, I was the poor deer, and she was the hungry tiger.
I ran to Ipshita like a kid running to mommy when he saw boogie man. I was so scared; I told Ipshita everything was, expecting that she’ll hug me. I would find a solution, but instead of comforting me, she started laughing; she kept laughing for ten minutes, making me feel miserable about myself. Looking at her, I felt like laughing too, but I just controlled because I knew I had made a big mess inside.
I was so scared that after a while, I started to cry, and watching me cry, Ipshita went running to that girl I bitched about and told her about my condition and how scared I was.
After a while, I saw that girl coming toward me, to my horror. She came near me, and I thought she would punch me, but here is the twist to the story she hugged me. Yes! You heard me right; she hugged me!
I have no idea what Ipshita said to that girl, but it was a miracle. The girl hugged me and comforted me, saying don’t be scared, it’s ok and let’s be friends.
Even though Ipshita wasn’t very supportive that day, she saved my life!
“The day when I had to cut my legs (almost).”
So she is that friend with whom I travel a lot. We have been to many unique places since we were a kid.
So this incident is the funniest incident that ever happened to me.
It was the summer of 2010, and we were traveling the whole Utrakhand, so there was this place where there was a tiny and pretty waterfall, and the locals were swimming and having fun in the water. So we also decided to jump in with the locals.
I was so excited that I forgot to change my jeans and wear something which would be comfortable and easy to change after I came out of the water.
So after a gala time in the water, It was time to change, but the pants won’t come off! Because of the water, the jeans got stuck to my legs. I tried everything, but it won’t come off. I called Shraddha to help me out, and she tried to pull the pants away from my legs, but nothing worked.
After fifteen minutes of hard work, she concluded that I might have to cut my legs because the pants won’t come off!
I was so scared because she convinced me that I had to cut my legs if I wanted to get these pants away from me. Fortunately, my legs are intact because Shraddha’s mom came to my rescue. She held one leg, and Shraddha held one leg, and both of them started pulling with all their capabilities, and boom, the pants came off!! I didn’t have to cut my legs. But I was the subject of mockery for the entire day.
OH! The Things best friends do for each other.
“Dead body in the toilet”
She is one friend who is insane; she is consistently laughing, making you laugh; she makes your life worth living.
But she has this weird habit of grossing us out. If Indrani comes up to you and says, she has seen something and wants you to see it, DON’T! Go. She tends that if she sees some weird or gross thing, she has to make us watch it.
So one day, she came running to me with a scarred face; it was as if she had seen a ghost. I went running with her towards the toilet. She came up to me and said I had seen a dead body in the toilet, and her expressions were so authentic that I thought there was a dead body in the toilet.
On the way to the toilet, I felt like a detective going to solve a murder mystery.
When I reached the toilet, I saw not a dead body but the worker who was cleaning the toilet sleeping away to glory.
Poor thing, she was taking a nap after a hard day, and Indrani killed her alive!
I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed living it. And as cliche as this sounds, best friends are hard to find cause the best is already mine!
Live every moment of your life and tell the people you love how much you love them while they can hear you.
By- Priyanka Bhoj