Here is a list of 8 types of drunkards you can absolutely relate to! So which type of drunkard are you? Come let’s find out.
1. Drunk and The Proud
They are the ones who will keep drinking with no stoppage at all and will get the whole world around them to know it. The Punjabi “Gabrus” is famous for this kind of behavior. They would also get their dancing boots on, and you never know, they might even challenge the master ‘Michael Jackson’ under the effect of alcohol. “Neat Patiala shahi peg” only alcoholics falling under this category can afford to try something so outrageous.
2. Undercover Drunk
He is the one who will get drunk to an all-time high but will never admit it. They will make excuses for every drooping step or any absurd behavior, giving their best not to let people around them get an idea about really drunk they are.
3. Drama Queen
She is that girl in the group who instantly turns into a Bollywood monster after taking a peg of whiskey. She will complain about her boyfriend to her friends and would lose her senses. She is the spoilsport at the party, so next time think twice before inviting her to a drinks party. Volunteers! Please go and drop her back at her house.
4. Sloopy Hot Miss
Well, she is the one responsible for a man-fold increase in the party! She always wants to do something physical with the opposite sex after getting drunk. Getting obsessed at its peak, no wonder results are frightening and undesirable.
5. Philosopher
He is the one who turns into an Einstein or Aristotle, giving his piece of advice too literally everyone around him, from a bellboy to the man in the Parliament. Whether interested or not, get ready for a motivational speech from the ‘Drunk Philosopher.’
6. Bottle Charmer
No one matters more to him than his liquor bottle. His best friends, the bar dancers and even his own family get white-washed from his mind, and he starts to confess that the liquor bottle is the only purpose for him to live his life. He even dreams of having little bottle cap children! May God Bless Him and his bottle.
7. The Buzz Kill
He is that troublesome guy in the gang who continuously laments about one thing or the other in his life. To him, this world is vicious and full of obstacles. Under depression, he will constantly blame others and try to justify himself in every possible way!
8. The Care-bear
He is the super-happy, very elated drunk guy! Hugging, kissing, and showering praises on every person around him for no reason at all; one can identify him from a distance. Phrases like “Yaar, you are the best,” “You are the sexiest girl I have ever met,” and “Oh Man!, you are my brother” are all vivid examples reflecting his situation.
Well, I don’t want anyone to fall into the above categories as drinking alcohol is injurious to health. Of course, an alcoholic friend can only tell which category he falls into because, under the effect of alcohol, one’s situation is similar to that of Ramesh-Suresh (the Cadbury five-star chocolate hero), an appropriate tagline of “Jo piye Kho Jaaye” in this case.
Last Updated on by Himani Rawat