What are some Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl? I bet every point of this article will make a girl smile and think, “omg, yes! This is sooo true!!” and every guy like, “oh please! I never did that. *reads the next point* Oh wait! I did that one, though.”
1) The Gutsy Proposal (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Some guys are straightforward, so without delay or second thoughts, they go and propose with no fear of getting shot down.
2) The “Love at first sight.” (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
These guys have to see a girl and fall in love. Every time they go up to a girl and say, “this is love at first sight,” top it off with some lame dialogue.
Girls, you know how this ends! 😉
3) The Drunk Proposal (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
This one goes for both guys and girls. We all have done this at some point in our lives. Getting sloshed and dialing up our crushes or “true love’s” no. 😛
4) The Attention Seeker (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Guys in this category love to make a big show of their proposal. They want their proposal to be known to the world no matter how awkward it gets for the girl. But bhai log nahi dekhenge toh maza ni ayega!
5) The Big Surprise (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
At times guys feel that a big surprise will make a girl say yes. Sometimes this backfires, and guys get a surprise in the form of a NO!
6) The Facebook Proposal (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Nowadays, a status update can make it or break it. But guys don’t understand that proposing via the virtual platform is very impersonal and wannabe.
7) The Drama King (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Some guys are flashy, thanks to our Bollywood movies. They somehow pick out the most dramatic and lame ways of proposing to a girl. ? Guys, you need to watch some classic Hollywood rom-com and learn a thing or two.
8) The Insta DM-er (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Guys! STOP using a virtual platform to propose to us, girls! It seems desperate and stupid. No girl likes to say yes on seeing the message “I <3 you.”
9) The Sympathy Proposal (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Some guys will make you listen to their sob stories and how your “yes” can make their life. Girls don’t fall for such guys!
10) The Inked Guy (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Some people think nothing says I love you better than a tattoo. Please, guys, for the sake of insanity! Ask the girl before getting her name inked, it’s cute at times, but it mostly freaks us out.
11) The Caffeinated (Stupid Ways to Propose to A Girl)
Guys haven’t even spared the innocent coffee out of this love game. Saying it on a Starbucks cup or at CCD on its foam is cliché but cute.
No matter how cheesy or lame we find these ways, we still turn crimson red when this happens. So, we’re not complaining, but you know, now and then, you guys could try something new. 😉
Soumya Kandpal
